You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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