im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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