last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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