If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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