At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
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The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
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Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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