what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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