The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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