I should be sponsored by Trojan
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
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