So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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