We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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