He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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