that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
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I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
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Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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