I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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