talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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