Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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