i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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