Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
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Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
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That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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