I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
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do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
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So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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