Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
did you just send me my own nude
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Randomize
