Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Let's paint friendship bongs
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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