My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
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She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
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This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Randomize