somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
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Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
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Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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