she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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