I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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