Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Randomize