He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
