he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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