Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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