Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Need sex. Gaining weight.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
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I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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