Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Damn victory sex feels great
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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