I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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