you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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