I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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