Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
