The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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