She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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