Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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