To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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