Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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