apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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