it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
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