what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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