Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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