New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
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