love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
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decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
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You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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