my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
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and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
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Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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