in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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