I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Houston, we have a squirter
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
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