just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
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Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
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Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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