is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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