Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
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I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
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Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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