idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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