I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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