All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
PANTIES FOUND
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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