Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
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getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
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He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
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