This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
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"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
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who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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