Soap is not a condiment
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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