On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
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she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
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If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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