ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Randomize
